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Title                   : Helge Schneider Doom        
Filename                : dm-helge.zip 
Author                  : The Electric Monk

email                   : ulrich.schreitmueller@student.uni-tuebingen.de

homepage                : http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/1842/

Description             : Sound Replacement. Almost every sound
                          has been replaced by a sample by the
                          German comedian Helge Schneider.

Additional Credits to   * Helge Schneider
                        * id Software for Doom
                        * Olivier Montanuy for Deutex and Deusf
                        * Bill Neisius for Dmaud, Dmgraph and Dmmusic
                        * Digital Impressions Inc. for Midi2mus
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* Play Information *

Episode and Level #     : business as usual
Single Player           : Yes (see above)
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : see above
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : see also above
Difficulty Settings     : ditto
New Sounds              : Mais Oui! Almost everything except lifts, switches,
                          pistol fire, fireballs, stairs and the two big End 
                          Bosses walking.
New Graphics            : Only title screen and end screen
New Music               : Only the title music 
Demos Replaced          : N/A

* Construction *

Base                    : Sounds sampled from "Es gibt Reis, Baby" and
                          "Hrspiele" by Helge Schneider

Editor(s) used          : Dmaud, Dmgraph, Deutex, Deusf, Dmmusic, Midi2mus,
                          Blaster Master, Mustek Scankit Utility, Neopaint

Known bugs              : * The game may lock up if you have a modified
                            DOOM.WAD (happened in one of mine after E1M2).
                          * You may go mad playing E2M2 - I lost two test
                            players that way. :)
                          * The scanned gfx don't look too great, but that's
                            the fault of DOOM's colour palette.
      
Time                    : Hoom... all in all about six hours, I guess.
                          But that includes getting to grips with Deutex.

* Permissions *

Do whatever the heck you want to do with this wad.   

You may distribute this WAD, provided you include the files HELGE-E.TXT 
and HELGE-D.TXT without modifications.  You may distribute it in any 
electronic format (BBS, Disk, CD, etc) as long as you include these files 
intact.


* Additional Info *

I want to point out that this is a PWAD, so it does not modify your
DOOM.WAD file. 

This WAD may be useless to you if you don't know Helge Schneider.
But even so, this WAD provides some of the funniest German samples since 
Wolfenstein 3D.

Anyway, I wih you lots of fun with this small silly WAD.

And if you think this WAD is not the right stuff for you, you're probably
absolutely right. But thanks for reading this, anyway.

