JEAN BACH

Homofotze 01

CDR, Hexenkessel

There are three kinds of tracks on this record: 1) tracks harsh, distorted beats, 2) beats that are harsh and distorted for the length of a track and 3) beats using harsh distortion on those tracks. There is one exception, though, but I wonder if that is just the result of some childlike urge to play around. And due to the name of that record, I can’t let it lie around somewhere in fear my wife’s parents could see it. Jean Bach, you are one crazy motherfucker.

Hey, Jean, what exactly are you thinking? Why do you send me two releases within just a few weeks? Has your brain started to rot from banging your head against walls all day or is that just a side-effect of the drugs you are taking? If I ever manage to come up to Bavaria, I’ll find you and piss on your front door. I’ll make you wish your asshole wasn’t so juicy and pink after all. I know you have a small penis and you can’t drink a lot of beer before you puke.

The police raided my home last week, as they do every other month just for the heck of it, and they found your CD and they gave me hell for it. When they put it into their computers they only found your fucked up music-files on it. So they thought, I had crypted animal pornography in sound files and they gave me even more hell. I have a new friend now. He is called Pete and he smells bad. The police tried to encrypt your secret files and that made their computer all go sick and stupid. And now they blame me. And they give me even more hell for it. My life is bad and your record didn’t make it any better.

And I hate the color of that cover. And they way you are able to twist your legs. And ears. I wanted to say that the last track is different than the others and thereby more interesting, but I can’t bring myself to type “mundfickloop”. You make sick. I am lying on the floor wincing like a kitten in a hot tub. I want to get up but I can’t. Gravity is suddenly so high. This is not exactly what Wire-magazine is looking for, believe me. Or do you think brutalravebastards will ever replace V/VM?

It’s a free world and I have the right and the heart, the mind and the soul to think what I want to think. Don’t you think? Sit up and be quite, teacher’s in the room. Or do I look like someone, who’d cut off his own teeth and fry them for dinner? No, I’ll take yours.

So when you are done uploading faked animal pornography onto the internet, try to sleep some. That way you’ll stay off your computers you dildo.

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06/2004